{"product_id":"antisocial-ant-dish-cloth-towel-cotten-linen-novelty-tea-towel-embroidered-text-18-x-28","title":"Antisocial Ant Pun Dish Cloth Towel | Cotten Linen Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18\" x 28\"","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAre you looking for funny kitchen towel with good sayings or that pun intended captions? Check out this giftable sassy kitchen towels or sometimes inappropriate tea towels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA cotton linen blend kitchen towel \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efeaturing all-over vintage-inspired ant designs and punny embroidered \"Antisocial\" sentiment. Features a cotton tape loop in the corner for easy hanging. This hilarious hand towel is packaged on a cardboard hanger with a hole to easily hang on rack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDishcloths, towels, are both functional and decorative - packed as one, but buy in multiples for a useful set of tea cloths for cleaning up wine spills, wiping countertops or drying your dishes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCotton linen retro, blend for multi purpose use, highly absorbent hand towels perfect for cleaning up after spills, environmentally friendly for reuse purposes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__property product__dimensions\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-uw-styling-context=\"true\" class=\"product__propertyValue\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e18\" x 28\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCotton, Linen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMachine-washable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/em\u003e Images show front and back designs. This is one towel only.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBy Primitives by Kathy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- START: Copy this HTML block for Shopify --\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f8f9fa; border: 1px solid #e9ecef; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin: 20px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n            \u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 20px; flex-wrap: wrap;\"\u003e\n                \u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 250px;\"\u003e\n                    \u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #333; font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eEditorial Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n                    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #555; line-height: 1.6; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n                       I kind of love how horrifying this is to people like, oh, I don't know, my eight year old who screams every time she sees an ant. Why are bees appropriate for kitchen decor but ants are so subversive? They're both hive minds, they both rarely harm humans, they both ... like honey? IDK, man. I feel like this towel performs the duty of helping you be antisocial by making people leave your kitchen.\n                    \u003c\/p\u003e\n                \u003c\/div\u003e\n               \u003cdiv style=\"flex-shrink: 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Jen-in-Cuba-mini.jpg?v=1744905689\" alt=\"Staff photo\" style=\"width: 80px; height: 80px; border-radius: 50%; object-fit: cover; border: 3px solid #fff; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); display: block;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: -2px 0 0 0; font-size: 12px; color: #666; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eJen D.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #888;\"\u003eOwner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n                \u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c!-- END: Copy this HTML block for Shopify --\u003e","brand":"The Bullish Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45557064204529,"sku":"PRIMITIVES-110765","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5711\/6312\/files\/Antisocial-Ant-Pun-Dish-Cloth-Towel-Cotten-Linen-Novelty-Tea-Towel-Embroidered-Text-18-x-28.jpg?v=1760115047","url":"https:\/\/villohome.com\/products\/antisocial-ant-dish-cloth-towel-cotten-linen-novelty-tea-towel-embroidered-text-18-x-28","provider":"Villohome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}