{"product_id":"cats-dont-care-about-christmas-greeting-card","title":"Cats Don't Care About Christmas Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eCats Don't Care About Christmas Greeting Card: Funny Vintage Holiday Stationery\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou see these cats? They don't give a f--k about your Christmas! Though to be completely fair, they are definitely going to be \u003cem\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e interested in knocking over that decorated tree. Subverting charming mid-century holiday postcards with pure, unadulterated feline apathy, the \u003cstrong\u003eCats Don't Care About Christmas Greeting Card\u003c\/strong\u003e features two adorably fluffy kittens tucked into a festive winter boot alongside holly and candy canes, paired with a delightfully blunt reality check. It is the ultimate antidote to cookie-cutter holiday cheer for cat parents, cynical friends, and exhausted coworkers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDon't bore your circle with generic, mass-produced store-bought lameness. Measuring \u003cstrong\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster greeting card stock to ensure rich color depth and crisp vintage illustration detail. Completely blank inside so you can write your own personalized holiday greetings, roasts, or heartfelt notes, every card comes paired with a matching mailing envelope ready to stand out as the undisputed favorite on the mantel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eFunny Cat Novelty Christmas Greeting Card Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" folded card size\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Stock:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality heavyweight luster greeting card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Completely blank inside for personalized messages and custom notes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes matching paper mailing envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro mid-century kittens in Santa boot with funny anti-holiday quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rich luster finish with vibrant festive red saturation and crisp detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Holiday greetings, white elephant gift exchanges, cat lovers, and coworker cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67164799140081,"sku":"CATSDONTGIVEAFUCKXMASCARD083121","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5711\/6312\/files\/Cats-Dont-Care-About-Christmas_Card_Photo.jpg?v=1791816763","url":"https:\/\/villohome.com\/products\/cats-dont-care-about-christmas-greeting-card","provider":"Villohome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}