{"product_id":"child-funny-teacher-retirement-wine-label","title":"Child Funny Teacher Retirement Wine Label","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Because My Child Might Be Why You Drink\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend a retiring teacher off with a laugh (and a drink). The Child Funny Teacher Retirement Wine Label acknowledges the hard work of teaching with a humorous nod to your own kid's... \"spirited\" personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy We Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeacher Approved:\u003c\/strong\u003e Teachers love a gift with a sense of humor (and wine is always appreciated).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHonest Appreciation:\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s a funny way to say \"Thank you for dealing with the chaos.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on waterproof vinyl, making it a high-quality gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eWaterproof Synthetic Vinyl\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e3.5\" Width x 5\" Height\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eTeacher Retirement \/ Humor\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdhesive\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003ePeel-and-Stick\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003ePrinted in FL, USA 🇺🇸\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I add the teacher's name?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, full customization is available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it fit a square bottle?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, as long as the flat surface is at least 3.5\" wide.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iCustomLabel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46000889430257,"sku":"sku-46489972605184","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5711\/6312\/files\/child-funny-teacher-retirement-wine-label-icustomlabel-1.webp?v=1775688187","url":"https:\/\/villohome.com\/products\/child-funny-teacher-retirement-wine-label","provider":"Villohome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}