{"product_id":"smash-the-patriarchy-6-pens-black-sparkle-pen-pack","title":"Smash the Patriarchy 6 Pens Black Sparkle Pen Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eWith a pack of 6 black sparkle pens, each boldly stating \"SMASH THE PATRIARCHY,\" these ballpoint pens are perfect for making a statement at the office or leaving a subtle message in unsuspecting places. Want to spread the message even further? Opt for the 36-pen pack for maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese pens say \"SMASH THE PATRIARCHY,\" just as the goddess intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse them in the office, and maybe, oh ... leave one behind in your boss's pencil cup. And another at reception.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf some dude notices what's on your pen, you can pull a \"Oh, isn't that funny? I WONDER WHERE THIS PEN CAME FROM, I HAVE NO IDEA.\" But with your eyes, you're saying \u003cem\u003eI will crush you. \u003c\/em\u003eHe knows you will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 pens per pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBallpoint\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant even more pens so you can leave them all over town? \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/smash-the-patriarchy-black-sparkle-pen-pack-36-pens\"\u003e\"Smash the Patriarchy\" Black Sparkle Pen Pack - 36 Pens\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- START: Copy this HTML block for Shopify --\u003e\n        \u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f8f9fa; border: 1px solid #e9ecef; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin: 20px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n            \u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 20px; flex-wrap: wrap;\"\u003e\n                \u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 250px;\"\u003e\n                    \u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #333; font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eEditorial Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n                    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #555; line-height: 1.6; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n                        This is one of the very first products I designed for GetBullish – possibly as early as 2015? Simple, useful, to the point ... a little space-themed. I mean, I wish we had done significantly more smashing in the last decade, or been smashed back less. You know what I mean. I still think it's fun to leave these pens in your boss's pen cup, for those who even still work in offices!\n                    \u003c\/p\u003e\n                \u003c\/div\u003e\n               \u003cdiv style=\"flex-shrink: 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Jen-in-Cuba-mini.jpg?v=1744905689\" alt=\"Staff photo\" style=\"width: 80px; height: 80px; border-radius: 50%; object-fit: cover; border: 3px solid #fff; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); display: block;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: -2px 0 0 0; font-size: 12px; color: #666; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eJen D.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #888;\"\u003eOwner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n                \u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c!-- END: Copy this HTML block for Shopify --\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe height=\"360\" width=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/535030533\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" frameborder=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Bullish Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45557058306289,"sku":"A3-GB-Pen-Smash-6","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/5711\/6312\/files\/Smash-the-Patriarchy-6-Pens-Black-Sparkle-Pen-Pack.jpg?v=1762523949","url":"https:\/\/villohome.com\/products\/smash-the-patriarchy-6-pens-black-sparkle-pen-pack","provider":"Villohome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}