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Save the Table in Style

The living room version of our blunt favorite. "Don't F*ck Up The Table" engraved on sophisticated Acacia wood and marble coasters. It tells guests you care about your furniture, but you also have a sense of humor.

Why We Love It

  • High-End Look: The marble/wood combo looks expensive, making the joke even funnier.
  • Great Housewarming Gift: Perfect for friends buying their first home or new furniture.
  • Sturdy: Heavy construction stays in place.

Product Specifications

Material Acacia Wood & White Marble
Text "Don't F*ck Up The Table"
Shape Round
Origin Engraved in FL, USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I clean the marble?
Wipe with a damp cloth; avoid acidic cleaners like vinegar.

Is the engraving permanent?
Yes, it is laser engraved into the wood.

Don't Fuck Up The Table Acacia Wood and Marble Coasters

SKU: 1630_acacia marble
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